smoking crystal Meth, waiting on his drug dealer with the dozeeerr. Amber Rose is in a sleep deprivation chamber in the corner, there are thousands of tentacles snaking into her vagina. Kanye Leans back and puts his feet up on his MASSSSSSSSSIVE DESK that is shaped like a cock. As his door bursts open and his drug dealer enters, none other than David Portner.
Kanye:Avey my nigga!
Avey Tare:Kanye, My NIGGER
Kanye:Thats the right fucking way to talk to me avey, come sit down, what did you bring me.
Avey Tare:I brought the finest hydro in the world
Avey throws a neon green britney spears pillowcase up on kanye’s cock shaped desk, bud spills out of it going everywhere
Kanye:The Crystal Meth Avey, where is the crystal meth.
Avey Tare:You see Kanye…something happened to the batch this month
Kanye:WHAT, ARE YOU TELLING ME WHAT I THINK YOUR TELLING ME
Avey Tare:The Meth is gone kanye.
Kanye flies into a rage, Kicking over Amber Rose’s sleep chamber, spilling her, the tentacles flying out of her vagina and kicking up a violent storm everywhere. Avey ducks as Kanye whips a dildo out of his pocket and sends it sailing through the air.
Avey Tare:Calm Down Kanye Pepper!
Kanye: TELL ME TO COME DOWN, HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO MAKE HIT RECORDS WITHOUT BOATLOADS OF CRYSTAL METH, HUH, HUH!
Avey Tare:You could do it with love
Kanye: LOVE, FUCK LOVE NIGGA, FUCK LOVE, NOW TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO MY CRYSTAL METH
Avey Tare:Vanwyngarden….It seems cutting him into our little operation was a bad idea.
Kanye: What the fuck happened. Gawd damn you fucking indie fucks.
Avey Tare: It seems he got a bit of a taste for the crank, liked it alot i suppose. and well, he broke into the warehouse, shot Deakin in the head, hes fucking dead now but whatever, and he stole all the crystal meth, and now him and that little fuck ben are holed up in some treehouse somewhere noodling around on guitars smoking meth.
Kanye: WE MUST GET IT BACK. RIGHT FUCKING NOW, WERE GOING, IM CALLING A JET TO COME GET US AT JFK, HOW QUICKLY CAN PANDA AND GEOLOGIST GET HERE.
Avey:Panda is in the car, Geologist is actually already on the hunt for Andrew, we will meet up with him later.
Kanye: Good, lets go nigga
They go to leave, but Kanye stops at the door, he runs back and grabs the pillowcase of bud.